Kinda like an Ice cream tester...who's lactose intolerant!

You know there are things, in and of themselves, that are bad or embarrassing, when they happen. However, when compounded by other things, such as a job title, they can seem so much more worse. For example an ice cream tester who is lactose intolerant, a pirate who gets severly seasick, a dog groomer, who is allergic to dogs, an Orkin man who screams like a little girl at the sight of a bug, or a deputy sheriff who, on her lunch break locks her keys in the car and then has to call the sheriff's department to come and unlock her vehicle as she waits outside in the cold to wait for a deputy because she refuses to walk back inside the subway so that everyone knows the deputy has locked her keys in the car which would only add to the humiliation she is already experiencing and would only get more of when she walks in the doors of the sheriff's department! Now it may seem like I'm speaking from experience, but that would be preposterous!! I could and would never do a thing like that, I'm just saying wouldn't that be bad if it did happen!